Web TV Hub reveals a hoax involving a 3 year old genius kid painter, finger paints and the Playmates toy company telling you where to buy Mutant Ninja Turtle toys. This is followed by a very funny spoof on the hoax entitled 3 Yr Old Genius Plant by AlaskaRobotics.

3 Yr Old Genius

3 Yr Old Genius Plant

Lord R and Eloise, two Memphis rappers, bring forth the birth of Aristocrunk, with rhymes from respected crunk artist Al Kapone:

Here’s an article about Lord R and Eloise from The Naughty American.

Submitted by Peter Moosgaard:

Dr. Steel is a quintessential evil scientist persona — a man of many talents with one simple goal: To make the world a better place. Through entertaiment, vision and passion, Dr. Steel feeds the hungry masses who starve for happiness.

Here’s Popstar by James at War — a brilliant parody of Nickelback’s Rockstar — which is itself a parody…

via Neatorama

Want to see the original Nickelback Rockstar video? (more…)

By Dean Oberman, BlimpTV.net, in association with National Lampoon:

via Big Ink

from blueraycrazy2006, thanks Linda Ardigo.

Thanks Scott Pelligrino, via Asteiner90, from campchaos.com

Here’s a Latino 300 parody by the Latino Comedy Project:

via Neatorama

Mattel Seeks to Shut Porn Web Site it Says Uses Barbie Trademarks
August 21, 2007

New York (AP) — Toy maker Mattel went to court Tuesday to declare that the name of its clean-cut Barbie dolls doesn’t belong on a model’s pornographic Web site.

In a lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court in Manhattan, Mattel said the Web site for an adult entertainer named China Barbie has tried to benefit from Mattel’s success with the 48-year-old line of dolls, which includes Barbie’s sister, Skipper, her best friend, Midge, and Skipper’s boyfriend, Kevin.

China Barbie’s site says she’s a 34D-22-33 (all natural!) “cordial young lady” who sat behind the desks of some of the world’s leading investment banking firms and advertising agencies in New York before getting into porn. Read the rest of the article here.

Submitted by R. Ryan Anderson, a cyber activist living in the city of Tacoma, Washington, who writes that Tacoma’s billboards are being used as part of a massive spam attack. As of August 1, 2007, the deadline for all city billboards to comply with a law passed ten years ago requiring the removal of billboards deemed too large, too ugly or too disruptive, hundreds of billboards in Tacoma have sprouted a scary blue and red message reading: “CONSTITUTIONS MATTER.”

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Submited by Rose Fox from David Wong’s Pointless Waste of Time:

“Do you love Harry Potter, but think you’re too old and too awesome to be seen reading the books?

We have the solution, my friend. Print these out and you can safely read your Potter in front of all those ex Navy SEALS at the local strip club.”

Cover by Camerhil
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Another Japanese game show:

via lostateminor.com

“Thriller” as performed by 1500+ inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines:

via BoingBoing

Movie trailer by Derek Johnson (aka Robert Blankenheim) for
Titanic: the Sequel

From Dino D’Annibale: