Internet is the Devil – Telemarketer Prank Call by Cliff Daddy
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Severe Tire Damage Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Special Spotlight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Hello
Hello, David?
No, this is Plymouth.
Who is this?
Um, Shakila.
Is David Herbert Available?
There’s no David here.
I apologize for the inconvenience.
You could talk to me if you want, though,
if you is bored or somethin.
Um I was actually calling on behalf of life
insurance but if you actually wasn’t the one
who filled out the survey then I wouldn’t
be able to help you.
Oh okay cuz I would be interested to hear
about life insurance.
Okay, and your name isn’t Herbert David?
No, my name is Plymouth Cliffords.
Okay, well this is what you’re gonna have
to do.
Just um go online and fill out an online survey
and –
I don’t have the internet – internet’s the
devil so I don’t have internet in the house.
It’s the devil.
Okay, no… it actually helps a lot.
But just go to the library and have someone help you fill out an online survey.
But the library is the other devil!
They have books in the library that are all
that’s unholy – it’s a terrible place.
I was there once and I sinned so much.
Okay and I totally understand.
I was reading about cats.
And cats are evil animals.
I’m gonna have to give you a call back, okay?
I don’t have a phone!
The phone is the devil!
The phone makes you sin, it’s evil!
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